Friends are the blessings from God to color and fill your life with joy, peace and harmony. They are the people whom with you can be totally crazy, goofy and ridiculously stupid. Your presence here proves that you need some funny friendship status, captions or funny friendship quotes to share with your best friends and make some fun! You are lucky because here all these funny friendship status and text messages are the funniest among around online. Not only this funny lines about friendship will bring a smile to your face but also they will remind you of the fun times with your best friends. Now share in texts with your besties and put a smile on their faces. Post on Facebook and tag your friends because best friends do hilarious things together.
Funny Friendship Status
Finding Friends with Same Mental Disorder is PRICELESS.
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.
My dear friend, you attract me more than gravity. I love you!
True friends are like loud farts. They don’t smell as much, always make you laugh and life is impossible to live without them.
Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.
I might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to do up a parcel.
I like you most because you are always there to join in my weirdness.
There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.
If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.
Friends are medicine for a wounded heart and vitamins for a hopeful soul.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
There are good ships and there are wood ships, Ships that sail the sea, But the best ships are friendships.
It’s exciting when you find parts of yourself in someone else.
True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
What do you say to your best friend when you stand at the gates of hell? Nothing. If it’s your best friend, she already knows.
A good friend is cheaper than therapy.
I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.
We’ll be friend ’til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!
Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for the answer.
Funny Friendship Captions
YOU BETTER RUN! She’s our friend, and she’s crazy!
You’re annoying. You’re weird. You’re crazy. You’re stupid. You’re clingy. You’re… just like me.
I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had four likes?
True friends say good things behind your back and bad things to your face.
Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.
Friends aren’t jumpered cables. You don’t throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
When I look at both of you, a Coldplay song plays in my heart.
Your best friend isn’t the person you call when you are in jail; most likely, she is sitting in the cell beside you.
A friend is, as it were, a second self.
The bird has a nest, the spider has a web, man has the friendship.
Maybe a friend is someone who wants your updates. Even if they’re boring. Or sad. Or annoyingly cutesy.
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Funny Friendship Status for Best Friend
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.
It doesn’t matter who likes us. WE like us.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
Friends share secrets, that’s what keeps us close.
If we’re on a plane that was about to crash and there was just one parachute… I promise to give the best speech at your funeral.
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
That’s the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.
Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.
True friendship is hating on everything together.
I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay.
Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.
Yes, we are best friends and I do like to pass the day with you in serious and inconsequential chatter. I wouldn’t mind washing up beside you, dusting beside you, reading the back half of the paper while you read the front.
Funny Friendship Quotes
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
If one’s friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not, in fact, his friends.
One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.
At home one relies on parents; away from home one relies on friends.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
Friendships don’t magically last forty years. You have to invest in them.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.
A real friendship ought to introduce each person to unexpected weirdness in the other.
Wasn’t friendship its own miracle, the finding of another person who made the entire lonely world seem somehow less lonely?
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.